My fellow man kind, it is clear to me there is a system of organized human attacks being done by cute chimpanzees
These monkeys have recently ate the face of Texas Graduate student in south africa. By the powers vested in me by the world wide web, I am declaring war on the Killer Chimpanzees who are clearly plotting to take over man kind. First they put one in the white house and now they are eating our faces off, whats next, enslavement of our entire race. Its time we stand up against these killer chimps. You could be next.